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I live on the edge of the Lake District, in Cumbria, England, United Kingdom. The tag "Stoatgobbler" has been used by me since 1986 on the Kingston Polytechnic intranet, Europa server, though Monty Python used it first in their Election Night sketch for the Very Silly (Independent Party) candidate for  Harpenden, Mr Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella-stand Jasper Wednesday (pops) Stoatgobbler Raw Vegtable (horse) Arthur Norman Michael (squeek) Featherstone Smith (whistle) Northgot Edwards Harris (shot & whoop) Mason (chuffs) Frampton Jones Fruitbat (laugh & squeek) Gilbert (song) (shot's) Williams "if I could walk that way" Jenkin (squeek) Tiger Draws Pratt Thompson (song) Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat (song) Barton Mainwaring (hoot & whoop) Smith.


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